180. I finally joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
181. The light at the end of the tunnel? Yeah, it’s the fridge at midnight when you’re stress-eating again.
182. My marriage is like a fine wine. It gets better with age… said no one who’s been married over 15 years.
183. I don’t argue with my wife anymore. I just let her win so I can go back to quietly resenting her in peace.
184. At my age, “living the dream” means the dream where I don’t have to get out of bed.
