126. I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

127. Why did the lion go to therapy? He found out his wife was a cheetah.

128. Why shouldn’t you marry hardware engineers? They have floppy disks.

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129. My wife is mad that I ruined our anniversary. I’m not sure how, I didn’t even know it was today.

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130. How are marriages like algebra? Because when you look at your X, you can’t help but wonder Y.

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