131. Why did the invisible man leave his wife? He didn’t feel seen.

132. Where did couples go for fun in medieval times? Knight clubs.

133. A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

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134. Why did the turkey leave her husband? She suspected fowl play.

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135. Why is being married worse than having to go to work? Because at least with work there’s a chance you’ll get a new boss.

136. How are husbands like wine? They take forever to mature.

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