36. I felt a sneeze coming, scrabbled and grabbed the napkin that was closer to me and quickly brought it up to my face to sneeze into it.

Unfortunately we were at a restaurant that had heavy paper napkins folded into a triangle. The tip of the triangle went right into my eye. I tried to ignore it but the pain got so bad that I went to urgent care. Turns out I made quite a gouge in my eye that took about a week to heal up.