33. I see the light at the end of the tunnel… it’s probably a train.

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34. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

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35. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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