196. I tried meditating. Now I just sit quietly and panic in a more spiritually enlightened way.
197. My family motto is “We put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional… and then we add debt.”
198. I don’t need coffee anymore. Regret and impending deadlines do the job just fine.
199. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then wonder why you’re still broke and the lemons cost $8.
200. Here’s the darkest joke of all: tomorrow will be exactly like today, only you’ll be one day closer to the end. And you’ll still laugh.
You’ve Reached The End
