176. I told my boss I was sick. He said, “Me too, but I still showed up.” So I showed up… at the bar.
177. My will is very short: “Everything to whoever finds this first. The rest of you can fight over the debt.”
178. I’m at that point in life where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
179. My kids think I’m boring. I think they’re expensive. We’re both right.
