144. I’ve heard that three out of five people suffer from a chronic disease. Does that mean two out of five people enjoy it?
145. I told my psychiatrist that I’d been hearing voices. He told me that I don’t have a psychiatrist.
146. When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
147. A man goes to a therapist and says, “Doctor, why do people keep ignoring me?” The therapist replies, “Next!”
148. My wife said I’m the cheapest person she knows. I’m not buying it.
