23. I told my therapist I have suicidal thoughts. He said I should pay in advance.

24. Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.

25. What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.

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26. Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick!

27. Where did Michael go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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28. I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.

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