160. My therapist says I’m projecting my issues onto others. Or maybe it’s just you people.
161. I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me. He asked which ones. I said gas, water, and electricity.
162. Getting older is just one long game of “Whose body is this anyway?”
163. I asked my dad for advice on marriage. He said, “Son, just remember: happy wife, happy life… or at least quiet life.”
164. My back went out again. I told it we’re not 25 anymore, but it doesn’t listen.
