You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails

33. I see the light at the end of the tunnel… it’s probably a train.

34. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

35. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.