You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails

19. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

20. I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was five.

21. Doctor: “I have good news and bad news.” Patient: “What’s the good news?” Doctor: “You only have 24 hours to live.” Patient: “That’s good? What’s the bad news?” Doctor: “I should have called you yesterday.”

22. What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter what you call him. He won’t come anyway.