You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails

45. I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

46. You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

47. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

48. I have many jokes about unemployed people—sadly, none of them work.