61. Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

62. The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.

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63. Teamwork is super important. It really helps to put the blame on someone else.

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64. Patient: “Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.” Doctor: “Don’t worry. Mine too.”

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