53. “Indecisive” is my favorite word. Wait, no, it isn’t.
54. I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
55. Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
56. Have you heard about that new book on constipation? It hasn’t come out yet.
57. Someone stole my wife’s credit card the other day. I never reported it, though. They’re spending a lot less than she did.
