22. While I was giving high fives out to random strangers at Carowinds just after midnight on New Years a couple of years ago.
I slipped on wet cobblestone and fell.
Broke my collar bone and didn’t even know it right away. Woke up in my hotel room hours later, not being able to get out of bed to pee…or even sit up.
I had a good time that night but that was definitely the dumbest way I ever injured myself.
Ta’Da’ !
