You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails

100. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

101. Patient: “Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?” Doctor: “To the morgue.” Patient: “What? But I’m not dead yet!” Doctor: “And we’re not there yet.”

102. Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off? He’s all right now.

103. Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side, only three more sleeps ’til Christmas.

104. What did the sperm bank say to you before you leave? Thanks for coming.