41. Lack of social boundaries. He stands too close, touches too soon, asks questions too personal.

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But there are more:

I had one guy pick me up for a date – I buckled up my seat belt, he smiled approvingly and patted me good-naturedly on the cooch.

Another guy really urgently wanted to go to the track.

ANOTHER brought a literal (in the old sense of the word) portfolio of 8×10 glossies of him with various celebrities.

Dates like this are God’s way of giving us drinking stories.

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