38. Had a date recently where a guy would NOT stop trying to force a kiss.

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Even him laughing during a comedy show was so bad I had to turn my whole head away for dear life, the mildewy carpet smelled better. It was like wet baby shit.

A nightmare of a man for a lot of reasons, but it felt satisfying in his five-days-post-rejection stage when he tried to passive aggressively insult me for turning him down, to let him know how I *truly* felt.

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